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Alexander Skarsgard Will Get You Pregnant With His Two New Movies
Someones been casting Alexander Skarsgard in Hollywood, because boy has two new movies coming out. The first one is Disconnect and is “coming soon”. I have absolutely no idea what this movie is about—...
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Umm Who Punched Alexander Skarsgard In The Face?
So rude. It was obviously some man whose wife looked at Skarsgard’s Calvin Klein underwear ad and got pregnant from it. It’s the only way to see this. I don’t like seeing this Swedish angel bruise and...
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Alexander Skarsgard Is Getting Austin, Texas Pregnant
A black eye can’t hold Alexander Skarsgard (or his penis) down. Skarsgard is kicking it in Austin, Texas and there is also a lot of kicking in the wombs of the ladies in Austin. Hah! Get it? He’s...
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I Literally Can Not Make An ‘Alexander Skarsgard Got Everyone Pregnant’ Joke
These are just photos of Alexander Skarsgard walking around in a baseball cap hiding his shiny, blonde locks, and big, black sunglasses to hide his piercing blue eyes. I mean, nothing special. He’s...
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For The First Time I Totally Get The Whole Alexander Skarsgard Thing…
And just like that…. BAM! I’m with child. I will name my twins “True” and “Blood” because that’s the only thing on Alexander Skarsgard resume that I can think of (And of course I will not name my...
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Alexander Skarsgard Has A Brother And Boom! You Are Pregnant!
Congrats! Did anyone know this? I sure the hell did not. I can’t believe this. Alexander Skarsgard has a brother named Bill. Look at that pout. Who do you think gets more ass, Bill or Alexander? I...
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NYC Get Your Birth Control– Alexander Skarsgard Is In Town
Alexander Skarsgard is in town to promote his new film, The Disconnect, and I will never see it because I’ll have morning sickness after looking at these pictures I’m sure. It was close to 100...
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Alexander Skarsgard Got Everyone Pregnant At Coachella
Photographic evidence of Alexander Skarsgard meandering around Coachella is all we need to know that every female there is now with child. “Is it time for the baby to come out??”- Alexander Skarsgard...
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Everyone’s Ovaries Exploded Because Of Alexander Skarsgard— No Surprise Here
Alexander Skarsgard filmed a movie that had a little girl in it. He is adorable with the little girl. Every woman on planet earth is metaphorically (and probably figuratively since we know the history...
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Let’s Just Assume Ellen Page Is Pregnant With Alexander Skarsgard’s Child
If anyone can get somebody pregnant with a look of pure seduction, it’s Alexander Skarsgard and this look. Ellen Page isn’t even looking at Alexander Skarsgard, but she feels the power of the baby...
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